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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?","punchline":"He couldn't see himself doing it","id":51}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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A. S. Rugge House is a historic home located at Glens Falls, Warren County, New York. It was built about 1880 and is a 2+1⁄2-story, gable-roofed brick Italianate style residence. It features 1-story side and entrance porches with turned posts and paneled balustrades.
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