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Cannington brook is a stream in Somerset, England that originates in the Quantock Hills, which is designated an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty.
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Szulborze Wielkie is a village in Ostrów Mazowiecka County, Masovian Voivodeship, in east-central Poland. It is the seat of the gmina called Gmina Szulborze Wielkie. It lies approximately 23 km (14 mi) east of Ostrów Mazowiecka and 104 km (65 mi) north-east of Warsaw.
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