{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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Marcantonio Colonna was an Italian Catholic cardinal. Born in Rome on 16 August 1724, Colonna was made Cardinal-Deacon of Santa Maria in Aquiro by Pope Clement XIII on 19 November 1759. He was then ordained a deacon on 9 March 1760 and a priest on 1 February 1761. He was appointed Titular Archbishop of Corinthus and Cardinal-Priest of Santa Maria della Pace by Pope Clement XIII on 19 April 1762. Soon thereafter, on 25 April, Colonna was ordained a bishop. Pope Clement XIII acted as his consecrator while Cardinal Gian Francesco Albani and Cardinal Henry Benedict Stuart acted as co-consecrators.
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