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{"type":"standard","title":"Schynbalds","displaytitle":"Schynbalds","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7433307","titles":{"canonical":"Schynbalds","normalized":"Schynbalds","display":"Schynbalds"},"pageid":4385371,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Hirschvogel_Sigismund.jpg/330px-Hirschvogel_Sigismund.jpg","width":320,"height":582},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Hirschvogel_Sigismund.jpg","width":1364,"height":2480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1003592383","tid":"5e669fcb-6263-11eb-9ba9-67f93f16cbb2","timestamp":"2021-01-29T18:54:09Z","description":"Shin armour, Europe, 14th and 15th centuries","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schynbalds","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schynbalds?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schynbalds?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Schynbalds"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schynbalds","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Schynbalds","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schynbalds?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Schynbalds"}},"extract":"Schynbalds were an early experiment in plate armour for the lower leg. Schynbalds were metal plates strapped over chausses. Each schynbald was a single piece of steel that covered the front and outside of the shin. Schynbalds did not enclose the lower leg: hence, they were not true greaves. Schynbalds first appeared in the 1230s or 1250s and remained in use during the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries.","extract_html":"
Schynbalds were an early experiment in plate armour for the lower leg. Schynbalds were metal plates strapped over chausses. Each schynbald was a single piece of steel that covered the front and outside of the shin. Schynbalds did not enclose the lower leg: hence, they were not true greaves. Schynbalds first appeared in the 1230s or 1250s and remained in use during the fourteenth and fifteenth centuries.
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Suzumeda Station is a passenger railway station located in the city of San'yō-Onoda, Yamaguchi Prefecture, Japan. It is operated by the West Japan Railway Company .It is the diverging point between the main and branch lines of the Onoda Line.
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